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Name: Todd McFarlane Hometown: Ahwatukee, AZ Height: Won't tell us Weight: Won't even return our calls Influences: Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko Favorite Move: The Penstroke Titles Held: None Favorite Quote: Don't worry, Steve, I would never sue you. |
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Name: Steve Hometown: Middle of Nowhere Height: Can't tell, he won't stand up straight Weight: Too embarassing to mention Influences: Groucho Marx, Kurt Vonnegut, Jimmy Hart Favorite Move: The Fridge Opener Titles Held: Naked Darts Champion Favorite Quote: SHUT UP, DAVE! |
Name: Chris Hometown: Middle of Nowhere Height: Much shorter with his hair cut Weight: Much less than Steve Influences: The guitarist from Slayer, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka Favorite Move: To Chicago Titles Held: Most Likely to be heard on an SOD bootleg Favorite Quote: SHUT UP, DAVE! |
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Name: The Count Hometown: Sesame Street Height: Much smaller than everyone else Weight: Much Lighter than Everyone Else Influences: Bela Lugosi, Rene Descartes Favorite Move: Counting Titles Held: None Favorite Quote: 1... 2... 3... I count, you lose! AH AH AH |
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Name: Ozzy Osborne Hometown: England, somewhere Height: Fairly tall Weight: Rather thin Influences: Aleister Crowley, Fritz Lang, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat Favorite Move: Filling Victims Full of Dread Titles Held: AWL Heavyweight title Affiliation: Pleasant Dreams Favorite Quote: I am Iron Man! |
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Name: Ash Hometown: S Mart Height: Taller than Chris Weight: Not as heavy as Steve Influences: Sam Raimi, Ted Raimi, Mick Foley Favorite Move: Hack and Slash Titles Held: AWL Hardcore title Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: Give me some sugar, baby |
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Name: 8 Pack Hometown: Pittsburg, PA Height: 5'11 Weight: 200 lbs. Influences: Brooklyn Brawler Favorite Move: Stoplight Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: We don't let this guy talk. |
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Name: Alien Spawn Hometown: Uranus Height: Big. Really Big. Weight: Heavier than you, no matter who you are. Influences: The Thing, boulders Favorite Move: Gravity Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: Not much of a talker, that one. |
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Name: Au Hometown: Leads, SD Height: 5'10 Weight: Broke the scale Influences: Goldfinger, GoldDust Favorite Move: The Smelter Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: All that glitters can kick your ass! |
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Name: Black Pepper Chicken Hometown: Beijing Height: 5'8 Weight: 220 lbs. Influences: General Cheng, Richard Nixon Favorite Move: MSG DDT Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: If you go carrying books by chairman Mao, I'll still kick your ass! |
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Name: Blue Meanie Hometown: Pepperland Height: 6'0, 6'6 with ears Weight: Just take a look at this tub of lard Influences: Haystack Calhoun, King Kong Bundy Favorite Move: Rollover Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: It will be a blue world soon! |
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Name: Coffin Hometown: The Mortuary Height: 6'3 Weight: 260 lbs Influences: Terry Funk, Abdullah the Butcher, Glen Danzig Favorite Move: Touch of Death Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: I got something in thing bag that'll take ya. |
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Name: Death Hug Dean Hometown: The Lab Height: 6'5 with wing nut Weight: 290 lbs Influences: Frankenstein, Michael Bolton Favorite Move: Death hug (Duh!) Titles Held: None Affiliation: Creations Favorite Quote: I'll put you to sleep, and kick your ass in your dreams! |
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Name: Flaming Carrot Hometown: Garden City, NY Height: 6'8 when ignited Weight: Carrots don't weigh you down Influences: Killer Tomatoes, anyone with cauliflour ears Favorite Move: Poke your eyes out Titles Held: None Affiliation: Superheroes Favorite Quote: Eat your vegetables, except me! |
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Name: Freddy Krueger Hometown: Elm Street Height: Varies for effect Weight: That steel claw is surprisingly heavy Influences: Michael Meyers, Jason Voorhees, Adrian Adonis Favorite Move: Nightmare on this street Titles Held: None Affiliation: PLeasant Dreams Favorite Quote: I'll put you to sleep, and kick your ass in your dreams! |
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Name: Gigan Hometown: Planet 10 Height: Godzilla height Weight: A whole bunch Influences: Ghidorah, MechaGodzilla, George "The Animal" Steele Favorite Move: Line, Hook, and Sleeper Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: Sayonara, sucker! |
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Name: Gimp Hometown: Downstairs Height: Kinda hunched over Weight: Kinda shrivelled Influences: Ric Flair, Buddy Rogers, Vern Gagne Favorite Move: Crutch Crush Titles Held: None Affiliation: G Force Favorite Quote: Get the hell out of my yard, you kids! Note: The Gimp has retired. |
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Name: Godzilla Hometown: Monster Island Height: 50 meters or so Weight: Don't have a scale that big Influences: Beast from 20000 Fathoms, Frankenstein, George "The Animal" Steele Favorite Move: Atomic Breath Titles Held: None Affiliation: G-Force Favorite Quote: RRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR! |
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Name: The Guy with the Axe Hometown: Some medieval forest Height: Really tall Weight: I was afraid to ask Influences: Paul Bunyan, Terry Funk Favorite Move: The Axe Splash Titles Held: AWL Tag Team title Affiliation: Guys with Axes Favorite Quote: I'm with Stupid! |
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Name: Horseman Hometown: Sleepy Hollow Height: Well, that's a funny story... Weight: See above Influences: Marie Antoinette Favorite Move: Flying Headbutt Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: An eye for an eye, a head for a head! |
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Name: Martian Manhunter Hometown: Mars Height: 10' Weight: Not as heavy as you might think Influences: Ray Walston, HG Wells, Andre the Giant Favorite Move: Not a lot of room to move Titles Held: None Affiliation: Alien Hunters Favorite Quote: Goliath was a pussy |
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Name: Martian Hometown: San Francisco, CA Height: 5'9 Weight: 240 lbs Influences: Gorgeous George, Ed Wood Favorite Move: Disintegrator Titles Held: None Affiliation: Aliens Favorite Quote: Ack ack ack! |
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Name: Metaluna Hometown: Some other planet Height: 9'0 Weight: It's all brain matter Influences: Darth Vader, Big Van Vader Favorite Move: Telekinetic head butt Affiliation: Aliens Favorite Quote: I have already beaten you, UP HERE! |
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Name: Mr. T Hometown: LA Underground Height: 6'4 with Mohawk Weight: 260 lbs Influences: Muhhamed Ali, Hulk Hogan Favorite Move: T Bone Titles Held: None Affiliation: A Team Favorite Quote: I pity da fool dat get in the ring with me! |
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Name: Fox Mulder Hometown: FBI HQ Height: 5'11 Weight: 250 lbs Influences: Bret Hart, Chris Benoit Favorite Move: Filedriver Titles Held: None Affiliation: Alien Hunters Favorite Quote: The truth is out there, I'm kicking your ass! |
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Name: Mummy Hometown: The Nile desert Height: 6'0 Weight: 230 lbs Influences: Boris Karloff, King Tut Favorite Move: Bandage strangle Titles Held: None Affiliation: Creations Favorite Quote: Nnnnnhhh! |
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Name: "Howling Mad" Murdoch Hometown: Bellvue Mental Facilities Height: 6'1 Weight: 190 lbs Influences: Patton, Betty Boop Favorite Move: He flies the helicopter Titles Held: None Affiliation: A Team Favorite Quote: I'm coocoo for Coco Puffs! |
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Name: Old School Godzilla Hometown: Tokyo Height: 50 meters Weight: You don't even want to know Influences: Hurricanes, Earthquake, Randy Savage Favorite Move: Atomic Breath Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: ROOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRR!!! |
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Name: The Other Guy with the Axe Hometown: A different medieval forest Height: Just as tall Weight: Just as heavy Influences: Smokey the Bear, King Kong Bundy Favorite Move: The Other Splash Titles Held: AWL Tag Team title Affiliation: Guys with Axes Favorite Quote: No, we're not related |
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Name: Pumpkinhead Hometown: Bumpkin Hollow, SC Height: 6'10 Weight: 350 lbs Influences: Junkyard Dog, Missing Link Favorite Move: Tail stab Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: Pumpkinhead's gonna gitcha! |
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Name: Sam Hometown: The Mean Streets Height: 6'0. Weight: 450 lbs Influences: Ben and Jerry Favorite Move: Body splash Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: You gonna eat that? |
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Name: Dana Scully Hometown: Vancouver Height: 5'6 Weight: Careful... Influences: Gloria Steinem, Chyna Favorite Move: Disbelief Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: An alien invasion is about as likely as you beating me. |
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Name: The Tick Hometown: The City Height: 6'6 with antennae Weight: 380 lbs Influences: Big John Studd, Ken Paterra Favorite Move: Face My Justice Titles Held: None Affiliation: Superheroes Favorite Quote: Spoon! |
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Name: Zombie Spawn Hometown: The Graveyard Height: He's scary, you measure him Weight: I'm afraid Influences: Undertaker, Vampiro, Judy Garland Favorite Move: Haitian Heartstopper Titles Held: None Affiliation: None Favorite Quote: I'm sending you to where I was! |
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Name: Caligari Hometown: Some spooky village Affiliation: Pleasant Dreams Favorite Quote: I'll see you... tonight |
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Name: Dr. Evil Hometown: Evil Island Affiliation: Aliens Favorite Quote: Zip it! |
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Name: Hannibal Hometown: Classified Affiliation: A Team Favorite Quote: I love it when a match comes together |
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Name: Scientist Hometown: The Lab Affiliation: Creations Favorite Quote: You can't stop progress! |
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