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Bios of all of your favorite AWL Superstars!



The Staff


The Comissioner


Todd Name: Todd McFarlane
Hometown: Ahwatukee, AZ
Height: Won't tell us
Weight: Won't even return our calls
Influences: Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko
Favorite Move: The Penstroke
Titles Held: None
Favorite Quote: Don't worry, Steve, I would never sue you.

The Announcers


Chris & Steve
Name: Steve
Hometown: Middle of Nowhere
Height: Can't tell, he won't stand up straight
Weight: Too embarassing to mention
Influences: Groucho Marx, Kurt Vonnegut, Jimmy Hart
Favorite Move: The Fridge Opener
Titles Held: Naked Darts Champion
Favorite Quote: SHUT UP, DAVE!
Name: Chris
Hometown: Middle of Nowhere
Height: Much shorter with his hair cut
Weight: Much less than Steve
Influences: The guitarist from Slayer, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Favorite Move: To Chicago
Titles Held: Most Likely to be heard on an SOD bootleg
Favorite Quote: SHUT UP, DAVE!

The Referee


The Count Name: The Count
Hometown: Sesame Street
Height: Much smaller than everyone else
Weight: Much Lighter than Everyone Else
Influences: Bela Lugosi, Rene Descartes
Favorite Move: Counting
Titles Held: None
Favorite Quote: 1... 2... 3... I count, you lose! AH AH AH

The Med Techs


Med Techs

Security


Security

The TitleHolders


The Heavyweight Champion


Ozzy Osborne Name: Ozzy Osborne
Hometown: England, somewhere
Height: Fairly tall
Weight: Rather thin
Influences: Aleister Crowley, Fritz Lang, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Favorite Move: Filling Victims Full of Dread
Titles Held: AWL Heavyweight title
Affiliation: Pleasant Dreams
Favorite Quote: I am Iron Man!

The Hardcore Champion


BattleAsh Name: Ash
Hometown: S Mart
Height: Taller than Chris
Weight: Not as heavy as Steve
Influences: Sam Raimi, Ted Raimi, Mick Foley
Favorite Move: Hack and Slash
Titles Held: AWL Hardcore title
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: Give me some sugar, baby

The Tag Team Champions


Guys with Axes
Guys with Axes


Other Superstars


8 pack Name: 8 Pack
Hometown: Pittsburg, PA
Height: 5'11
Weight: 200 lbs.
Influences: Brooklyn Brawler
Favorite Move: Stoplight
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: We don't let this guy talk.

Name: Alien Spawn
Hometown: Uranus
Height: Big. Really Big.
Weight: Heavier than you, no matter who you are.
Influences: The Thing, boulders
Favorite Move: Gravity
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: Not much of a talker, that one.
Alien Spawn

Au Name: Au
Hometown: Leads, SD
Height: 5'10
Weight: Broke the scale
Influences: Goldfinger, GoldDust
Favorite Move: The Smelter
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: All that glitters can kick your ass!

Name: Black Pepper Chicken
Hometown: Beijing
Height: 5'8
Weight: 220 lbs.
Influences: General Cheng, Richard Nixon
Favorite Move: MSG DDT
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: If you go carrying books by chairman Mao, I'll still kick your ass!
Black Pepper Chicken

Blue Meanie Name: Blue Meanie
Hometown: Pepperland
Height: 6'0, 6'6 with ears
Weight: Just take a look at this tub of lard
Influences: Haystack Calhoun, King Kong Bundy
Favorite Move: Rollover
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: It will be a blue world soon!

Name: Coffin
Hometown: The Mortuary
Height: 6'3
Weight: 260 lbs
Influences: Terry Funk, Abdullah the Butcher, Glen Danzig
Favorite Move: Touch of Death
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: I got something in thing bag that'll take ya.
Coffin

Death Hug Dean Name: Death Hug Dean
Hometown: The Lab
Height: 6'5 with wing nut
Weight: 290 lbs
Influences: Frankenstein, Michael Bolton
Favorite Move: Death hug (Duh!)
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: Creations
Favorite Quote: I'll put you to sleep, and kick your ass in your dreams!

Name: Flaming Carrot
Hometown: Garden City, NY
Height: 6'8 when ignited
Weight: Carrots don't weigh you down
Influences: Killer Tomatoes, anyone with cauliflour ears
Favorite Move: Poke your eyes out
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: Superheroes
Favorite Quote: Eat your vegetables, except me!
Flaming Carrot

Freddy Krueger Name: Freddy Krueger
Hometown: Elm Street
Height: Varies for effect
Weight: That steel claw is surprisingly heavy
Influences: Michael Meyers, Jason Voorhees, Adrian Adonis
Favorite Move: Nightmare on this street
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: PLeasant Dreams
Favorite Quote: I'll put you to sleep, and kick your ass in your dreams!
Name: Gigan
Hometown: Planet 10
Height: Godzilla height
Weight: A whole bunch
Influences: Ghidorah, MechaGodzilla, George "The Animal" Steele
Favorite Move: Line, Hook, and Sleeper
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: Sayonara, sucker!
Gigan
Gimp Name: Gimp
Hometown: Downstairs
Height: Kinda hunched over
Weight: Kinda shrivelled
Influences: Ric Flair, Buddy Rogers, Vern Gagne
Favorite Move: Crutch Crush
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: G Force
Favorite Quote: Get the hell out of my yard, you kids!
Note: The Gimp has retired.

Name: Godzilla
Hometown: Monster Island
Height: 50 meters or so
Weight: Don't have a scale that big
Influences: Beast from 20000 Fathoms, Frankenstein, George "The Animal" Steele
Favorite Move: Atomic Breath
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: G-Force
Favorite Quote: RRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Godzilla

Guy with the Axe Name: The Guy with the Axe
Hometown: Some medieval forest
Height: Really tall
Weight: I was afraid to ask
Influences: Paul Bunyan, Terry Funk
Favorite Move: The Axe Splash
Titles Held: AWL Tag Team title
Affiliation: Guys with Axes
Favorite Quote: I'm with Stupid!
Name: Horseman
Hometown: Sleepy Hollow
Height: Well, that's a funny story...
Weight: See above
Influences: Marie Antoinette
Favorite Move: Flying Headbutt
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: An eye for an eye, a head for a head!
Horseman

Martian Manhunter Name: Martian Manhunter
Hometown: Mars
Height: 10'
Weight: Not as heavy as you might think
Influences: Ray Walston, HG Wells, Andre the Giant
Favorite Move: Not a lot of room to move
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: Alien Hunters
Favorite Quote: Goliath was a pussy

Name: Martian
Hometown: San Francisco, CA
Height: 5'9
Weight: 240 lbs
Influences: Gorgeous George, Ed Wood
Favorite Move: Disintegrator
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: Aliens
Favorite Quote: Ack ack ack!
Martian

Metaluna Name: Metaluna
Hometown: Some other planet
Height: 9'0
Weight: It's all brain matter
Influences: Darth Vader, Big Van Vader
Favorite Move: Telekinetic head butt
Affiliation: Aliens
Favorite Quote: I have already beaten you, UP HERE!

Name: Mr. T
Hometown: LA Underground
Height: 6'4 with Mohawk
Weight: 260 lbs
Influences: Muhhamed Ali, Hulk Hogan
Favorite Move: T Bone
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: A Team
Favorite Quote: I pity da fool dat get in the ring with me!
Mr. T

Mulder Name: Fox Mulder
Hometown: FBI HQ
Height: 5'11
Weight: 250 lbs
Influences: Bret Hart, Chris Benoit
Favorite Move: Filedriver
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: Alien Hunters
Favorite Quote: The truth is out there, I'm kicking your ass!

Name: Mummy
Hometown: The Nile desert
Height: 6'0
Weight: 230 lbs
Influences: Boris Karloff, King Tut
Favorite Move: Bandage strangle
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: Creations
Favorite Quote: Nnnnnhhh!
Mummy

Howling Mad Murdoch Name: "Howling Mad" Murdoch
Hometown: Bellvue Mental Facilities
Height: 6'1
Weight: 190 lbs
Influences: Patton, Betty Boop
Favorite Move: He flies the helicopter
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: A Team
Favorite Quote: I'm coocoo for Coco Puffs!

Name: Old School Godzilla
Hometown: Tokyo
Height: 50 meters
Weight: You don't even want to know
Influences: Hurricanes, Earthquake, Randy Savage
Favorite Move: Atomic Breath
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: ROOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRR!!!
Old School Godzilla


The Other Guy with the Axe Name: The Other Guy with the Axe
Hometown: A different medieval forest
Height: Just as tall
Weight: Just as heavy
Influences: Smokey the Bear, King Kong Bundy
Favorite Move: The Other Splash
Titles Held: AWL Tag Team title
Affiliation: Guys with Axes
Favorite Quote: No, we're not related

Name: Pumpkinhead
Hometown: Bumpkin Hollow, SC
Height: 6'10
Weight: 350 lbs
Influences: Junkyard Dog, Missing Link
Favorite Move: Tail stab
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: Pumpkinhead's gonna gitcha!
Pumpkinhead

Sam Name: Sam
Hometown: The Mean Streets
Height: 6'0.
Weight: 450 lbs
Influences: Ben and Jerry
Favorite Move: Body splash
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: You gonna eat that?

Name: Dana Scully
Hometown: Vancouver
Height: 5'6
Weight: Careful...
Influences: Gloria Steinem, Chyna
Favorite Move: Disbelief
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: An alien invasion is about as likely as you beating me.
Scully

Tick Name: The Tick
Hometown: The City
Height: 6'6 with antennae
Weight: 380 lbs
Influences: Big John Studd, Ken Paterra
Favorite Move: Face My Justice
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: Superheroes
Favorite Quote: Spoon!

Name: Zombie Spawn
Hometown: The Graveyard
Height: He's scary, you measure him
Weight: I'm afraid
Influences: Undertaker, Vampiro, Judy Garland
Favorite Move: Haitian Heartstopper
Titles Held: None
Affiliation: None
Favorite Quote: I'm sending you to where I was!
Zombie Spawn


The Managers


Caligari Name: Caligari
Hometown: Some spooky village
Affiliation: Pleasant Dreams
Favorite Quote: I'll see you... tonight

Name: Dr. Evil
Hometown: Evil Island
Affiliation: Aliens
Favorite Quote: Zip it!
Dr. Evil

Hannibal Name: Hannibal
Hometown: Classified
Affiliation: A Team
Favorite Quote: I love it when a match comes together

Name: Scientist
Hometown: The Lab
Affiliation: Creations
Favorite Quote: You can't stop progress!
Scientist


The Tag Teams



A Team
The A Team


Alien Hunters
Alien Hunters


Aliens
Aliens


Creations
Creations


G Force
G Force


Pleasant Dreams
Pleasant Dreams


Superheroes
Superheroes