The only person you will ever need to know.
I am funny, and I probably won't awkwardly try to touch you.
I was born in Los Angeles.
I now live in Mesa, AZ.
I did stuff in between
I do a pop culture podcast with my buddy J Gonzo, called The Cult of Popture.
I wrote weekly pop culture Top 11 lists for a few years, a direct swipe from David Letterman by way of Spinal Tap
I may get back to writing them again someday, but for now, they are all archived on tumblr.
Aquaman is the worst, and I have a collection of sketches from independent artists to prove it.
In 2001, my buddy Chris Kemp and I conceived of a pro wrestling league for action figures, and decided to commit it to the web
I have preserved these pages in all of their Netscapey glory, so if you have any respect for graphic design, do not click this button!
A children's book that I wrote
And by "wrote", I mean "Scanned in images and relabelled them"
A song that I wrote about my mortal enemy
Music and vocals by Colleen Kennedy
The first single from my old band "The Naked Davies Project, remixed for 2016
Unless they are still enforcing that restraining order