negativsteve

The only person you will ever need to know.

I am funny, and I probably won't awkwardly try to touch you.

Bio

I was born in Los Angeles.

I now live in Mesa, AZ.

I did stuff in between

Stuff I Videoed

My first show, This Day in History

My first night of stand up. The video gets better, I promise!

Cthulhu does This Day in History at Phoenix ComicCon

Batman reads a poem

The Storrs Objection 6/24/2016

Marina High School Grad Night 1988 - Poison

Marina High School Grad Night 1988 - Cheech & Chong

Pods I Casted

I do a pop culture podcast with my buddy J Gonzo, called The Cult of Popture.

The Cult of Popture

Musics I Listen To

Future home of my music collection database

(Once I figure out PHP)

My LPs

I'm currently cataloging and digitizing my record collection

You can see my collection here, if you really care

Photos of Stuff

From my 90s rap career

From my 90s rap career

From that time I was in Styx

From that time I was in Styx

My old Nordic death metal band

My old Nordic death metal band

My brief reign as Pope

My brief reign as Pope

From when I was on the Simpsons

From when I was on the Simpsons

From when I was in Twisted Sister

From when I was in Twisted Sister

Misc. Weirdness

Various things that I have done over the years

Top 11 Lists

I wrote weekly pop culture Top 11 lists for a few years, a direct swipe from David Letterman by way of Spinal Tap

I may get back to writing them again someday, but for now, they are all archived on tumblr.

View Top 11 Lists »

Steve Hates Aquaman

Aquaman is the worst, and I have a collection of sketches from independent artists to prove it.

Click If You Hate Fishhead! »

Action Figure Wrestling League

In 2001, my buddy Chris Kemp and I conceived of a pro wrestling league for action figures, and decided to commit it to the web

I have preserved these pages in all of their Netscapey glory, so if you have any respect for graphic design, do not click this button!

Play With Toys »

My Children's Book

A children's book that I wrote

And by "wrote", I mean "Scanned in images and relabelled them"

Mr. Funny

The Aquaman Song

A song that I wrote about my mortal enemy

Music and vocals by Colleen Kennedy

Who's In Charge?

The first single from my old band "The Naked Davies Project, remixed for 2016

Where you can see me

Unless they are still enforcing that restraining order

    • March 21st, 8:00 PM, He Who Must Not Be Named at the House of Comedy
    • March 22nd, 8:00 PM, 8-Bit Comedy at The Grid
    • March 23rd, 7:30 PM, Happier Hour at ThirdSpace
    • March 24th, 10:30 PM, Storrs Objection at Space 55
    • April 16th, 7:00 PM, Catalina Comedy at Catalinas